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Though he is not actually "in" the office right
now, I can assure you that if you leave a message by e-mail,
your correspondence will recieve his full attention and a prompt reply when he returns.
If you have to reach Bruce in a hurry, you can call or text him on his cell phone at six one seven two nine three six two four three.
Be sure to include your phone number so that he can get in touch with you right away.
Thanks so much for dropping by.